I think you guys are going to love this!
I was going through a magazine called Dog's World, and I stumbled across this piece that I think would be fun to share with you all. It is called
Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers
1. Can't stick their heads out of windows
2. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
3. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.
4. can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've got mail"
5. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
6. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.
7. Keep brusing noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee.
8. Not at all fooled by Chuck wagon Screen saver.
9. Barking in next cube keeps attracting YOUR voice recognition software.
10. Saliva-coated "mouse" gets mighty difficult to maneuver.
Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers
1. Can't stick their heads out of windows
2. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
3. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.
4. can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've got mail"
5. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
6. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.
7. Keep brusing noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee.
8. Not at all fooled by Chuck wagon Screen saver.
9. Barking in next cube keeps attracting YOUR voice recognition software.
10. Saliva-coated "mouse" gets mighty difficult to maneuver.
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